Satoshi Beans 340g Coffee Bag

Satoshi Beans 340g Coffee Bag

$19.00

Specialty Coffee, Arabica Castillo variety, 340g

  • Mined for Flavor
    Each bean is meticulously mined from the richest coffee grounds, ensuring a robust flavor that’s harder to ignore than a bitcoin bull run.
  • Decentralized Deliciousness
    This coffee bypassess the traditional coffee cartels, delivering a direct taste experience that’s peer-to-peer as your favorite blockchain.
  • Volatile Roast
    Just like bitcoin’s price, our roast profile is unpredictably delicious. One sip might be smooth, the next could knock your socks off. Hold on tight!
  • Proof of taste
    No need for mining rigs here; our coffee proves its worth every sip. It’s the only proof you’ll need before your morning meeting.
  • Hack-free sips
    With this fiat roast, your taste buds are secured with the same fervor as a crypto wallet. No hacks, just pure, unadulterated coffee joy.
  • HODL your mug
    This isn’t coffee you sell at the first sign of a dip. Hold onto it, savor it, and watch your day appreciate in value.